Birthday Quotes

“Ducks like balloons. Think about THAT next time your child has a birthday party and you choose to not invite all of mine.” ― Jarod Kintz

“Some people celebrate birthdays and expect to be told, Happy Birthday to mark another year of getting older while others celebrate achievements and receive congratulations to mark another milestone. We are different, but happy birthday to you.” ― Niedria Dionne Kenny

“When confronted with a birthday in a week I will remember that a book can be a really good present, too.” ― Stephanie Pearl-McPhee

“Every human's birth starts with crying; it becomes its Birthday every year; one celebrates it with dears and cheers, one with fears and tears.” ― Ehsan Sehgal

“I did two things on my seventy-fifth birthday. I visited my wife's grave. Then I joined the army. Visiting Kathy's grave was the less dramatic of the two.” ― John Scalzi

“I explained birthday cake as a spongy mattress of awesome with hidden rivers of delicious goo to celebrate having stayed alive a whole year.” ― Kira Jane Buxton

“Don't expect gifts on your birthday, because when you were born you already received the greatest gift, existence!” ― Mehmet Murat ildan

“I’m sorry I can’t do more. But happy birthday, Sadie.” He leaned forward and kissed me on the lips.” ― Rick Riordan

“When carrying a jar of honey to give to a friend for his birthday, don't stop and eat it along the way.” ― Joan Powers

“Need a life hack? Celebrate people’s birthday more than they want to. You can never celebrate too much.” ― Sarvesh Jain

“There are many beautiful songs but I do not dedicate any of them to you because they do not describe the infinite love I feel for you. It is better that I tell you that myself, that I love you with all my strength. Have a happy birthday.” ― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“Until my 24th Birthday, I have only worked one single Day in an official Job and I am proud of that – because everyone 'must' do it, but I lived Life without working — happily.” ― Sino Melo

“On my birthday, Old Bear gives me my own instrument. "Now you can play with your friends," he says. "You can fill the sky with beautiful music.” ― Nick Maland

“Birthdays could be such a bummer when you were older than the country you lived in.” ― Lynsay Sands

“May today be the best birthday of your life, I give you my heart as the most precious gift I can give you and I promise I always will love you.” ― Oscar Auliq-Ice

“Romance novels are birthday cake and life is often peanut butter and jelly. I think everyone should have lots of delicious romance novels lying around for those times when the peanut butter of life gets stuck to the roof of your mouth.” ― Janet Evanovich

“Having a birthday is like reaching a higher peak on a mountain. Pause to admire the view; reflect on how far you have come.” ― Richelle E. Goodrich

“I spent my 53rd birthday at the Oregon State Hospital Museum of Mental Health.” ― Steven Magee

“We do have funerals for the living," Jill said. "They're called birthday parties.” ― Andrew Shaffer

“Link says if a girl says not to get her a birthday present that means get me a birthday present and make sure it’s jewelry.” ― Kami Garcia

“Birthday is the day to take a pause and live the day for yourself. It’s a day to look back at the miles (years) walked so far and plan the next miles of dreams to change your life and others too.” ― Vikrmn: CA Vikram Verma

“If everybody was treated like they matter — everyday; birthdays wouldn’t be so *special.*” ― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

“Happy birthday,” she said. “And next time? Eat the stupid cupcake.” ― Rachel Caine